Being 1.8 - my thoughts bout it
Sometimes I do wonder if being 1.8m (maybe I'm 1.81 now) is a good thing, I mean, it's like damm normal for a guy to be 1.8m in the current society now, but...BUT
Being 1.8m would mean the following things:
1) Being too tall (or just the right height) for public buses
- I'll help the bus driver dust the ceiling of the bus whenever I walk to the back of the double decker, what a good passenger I am ^_^
2) Being wayyyy too tall for private buses
- I'll never forget how I banged my head against the blardy bus during the Singapura Polytechnic orientation trip (and everyone in the tiny bus laughed while I rubbed my head in pain & embarrassment)
3) Having neck aches when I talk to someone for too long
- This only happens when both of us are standing
4) It'll be easier to reach the highest pull-up bar
- Gravity pulls down more, or so I think
5) It'll also be easier to knock onto kitchen cupboards (head on, smack in the face)
- Don't laugh, I know I'm dumb
*lets out a long sigh*
As I'm stoned now, I can't think of more reasons why being 1.8 is bad, pardon me
But then again, I simply can't imagine me being 1.7
Being 1.7 would mean that:
1) Bball would be a tad harder
- Just ABIT...right
2) I'll be sitting in front during class
- Hmmm...then the teacher's saliva would rain down on me
3) I'll be first in short sprints
- Now that doesn't seem so bad ^^
Note: this post isn't meant to mock those who are shorter than 1.8, it's just because I'm bored
May everybody be 1.8 next yr ^^
kuai gao zhang da~ =p
Sometimes I do wonder if being 1.8m (maybe I'm 1.81 now) is a good thing, I mean, it's like damm normal for a guy to be 1.8m in the current society now, but...BUT
Being 1.8m would mean the following things:
1) Being too tall (or just the right height) for public buses
- I'll help the bus driver dust the ceiling of the bus whenever I walk to the back of the double decker, what a good passenger I am ^_^
2) Being wayyyy too tall for private buses
- I'll never forget how I banged my head against the blardy bus during the Singapura Polytechnic orientation trip (and everyone in the tiny bus laughed while I rubbed my head in pain & embarrassment)
3) Having neck aches when I talk to someone for too long
- This only happens when both of us are standing
4) It'll be easier to reach the highest pull-up bar
- Gravity pulls down more, or so I think
5) It'll also be easier to knock onto kitchen cupboards (head on, smack in the face)
- Don't laugh, I know I'm dumb
*lets out a long sigh*
As I'm stoned now, I can't think of more reasons why being 1.8 is bad, pardon me
But then again, I simply can't imagine me being 1.7
Being 1.7 would mean that:
1) Bball would be a tad harder
- Just ABIT...right
2) I'll be sitting in front during class
- Hmmm...then the teacher's saliva would rain down on me
3) I'll be first in short sprints
- Now that doesn't seem so bad ^^
Note: this post isn't meant to mock those who are shorter than 1.8, it's just because I'm bored
May everybody be 1.8 next yr ^^
kuai gao zhang da~ =p
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